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THE CHUNK OF PUKE PRINCIPLE
Saddam Hussein is finally done.
• James Campion
It’s official. I saw moving pictures of a gentleman in latex gloves yanking lice from his scalp. He looked duped by his ethics. Done. A man once again, not a god. Not something calamitous, but silly and sad. It is always good to parade pathetic pictures of cruel dictators to the world.
The bully gets a piece of it now. How does he like the taste? Yeah. Everyone loves that. We never got the chance with Hitler or Stalin. The Italians did a number on Mussolini, a public disemboweling worthy of their Roman genes. The French sent Napoleon to an island. He was lucky. In the Middle East there are no islands. People end up in rat holes in the desert or go missing like bin Laden. Missing or dead. Most likely dead, because there is no way the Al-Qaeda big boys are allowing any silly/sad moving pictures of the grand poobah of manic itinerancy to be paraded for the devil westerners.
It took a whole lot of time, money, lives and gnashing of teeth to enact the age-old rule of human endeavor applied to people like Hussein or any of those other types mentioned above. It’s called The Chunk of Puke Principle.
Hussein is the chunk of puke.
The world is the body rejecting it.
The body can handle many toxins, viruses, etc. Some it cannot. It must reject them. The most violent way for the body to reject toxins is through regurgitating them. The world had to burp up Hussein. One way or the other. He had to go. Bad for the body. Chunk of Puke Principle in motion.
Of course there are other toxins, not the least of which is North Korean loon, Kim Jong-Il, who now possess fifty times the nuclear capacity that Hussein was alleged to have had in his possession. And rather than denying it and thumbing his nose at the west, Jong-Il sits upon his tonnage with a defiant pride best known to those mentioned above. However, there is a caveat to The Principle, and that is how bile attacks the nausea closest to vital organs.
More times than not, over the past half century, the USA is the bile. We attack and regurgitate problems that might affect our vital organs directly. In the case of Hussein, he was an Arab. Arabs are not popular right now. Arabs rammed planes into American property. Took American lives. Arabs threaten American oil concerns. Let’s call oil concerns and terrorist threat vital organs.
Therefore, regurgitation of said virus occurred.
The Chinese make a mockery of human civil rights. Yet, there will be no regurgitation there, or in Korean, close to China. And, by the way, there is no oil in Korea that we know of.
There are other places where it would be good to see pathetic depictions of savage brutes (such as Mugabe)given a dental examine, but that will not happen any time soon.
Another part of The Principle that cannot be ignored is that there are some toxins the body creates on its own; not unlike evil regimes like Hussein’s that was bankrolled not only by America’s insane use of crude oil, but its government’s obsession with its neighbors, like, say Iran.
That doesn’t mean Hussein didn’t need to go. He did. It might have been okay for him to be there with any chance - no matter how fleeting - any chance his regime might pay back those enormous debts that the Germans, Russians and French will now eat. When adding up the billions going down the drain, there can be no wonder by anyone why these governments wanted no part of The Principle to succeed. And believe this humble author, if we could still have the Shah of Iran around, no matter how many lives he might cost, it would not have warranted all-out war. But that is for another day. For now, Saddam Hussein is done. And this makes the Bush Dynasty happy. Got daddy’s tormentor. But at what cost? Politically. Globally. Morally?
Not a worry. This is the war on terror. This is about righteous indignation and a pass to reek havoc. This is what rich nations and their governments do, and have done for centuries. Can’t help it. Just is.
But it does not make it any less sweeter to see strutting asses taken down. Bullies getting bullied. Kind of like what parts of the world might have felt like on 9/11.
The Chunk of Puke Principle applies to everyone, regardless of perspective.
It is as cruel as its bile.
Think about it.
© James Campion December 22nd 2003
realitycheck@jamescampion.com
www.jamescampion.com
Previously by James Campion on Hackwriter
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